She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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