It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
