Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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