Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
