apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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