Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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