Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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