I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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