is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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