Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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