I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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