he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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