I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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