So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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