Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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