hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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