I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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