4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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