people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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