I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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