i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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