D3 body, D1 cock
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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