how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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