do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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