remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
where are you?
Hypothermia
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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