I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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