I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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