Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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