hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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