then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
