new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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