you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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