I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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