I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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