Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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