Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
dude. I can hear the air.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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