Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
