You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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