You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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