i think my tv is drunk
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I cannot find my penis.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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