girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im having a threesome with these popsicles
time to smoke my breakfast
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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