just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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