i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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