dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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