omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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