no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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