She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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