She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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