Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
