i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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