Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I need you to use more vowels.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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