So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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