Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
it's great music for shaving your balls
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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