I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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