saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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